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YOU ARE MISTAKEN

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Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

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yeah man if you can't differentiate the very clear and massive gulf between the values expressed in "ceasefire now" and "all children deserve to grow up" vs "globalize the intifada" or "we stand with hamas" I really don't know what to tell you

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instagram: smacmccreanor

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Fun way to blind yourself at home:

1- Obtain a metal pencil sharpener

2- Put it on a gas-powered burner and turn it on

3- Do not look away no matter what

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i also draw my boys with a body type similar to mine or fatter because I barely ever see it represented in art and it feels extremely alienating at times ngl. but I'm here and I am cooking as best as I can.

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obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest

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Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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oh my god

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

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I love baseball

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For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

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what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???