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“Fellas, is it gay to nuzzle into your old business partner and hug them from behind?”

They’ve been living in my head rent free I just needed to draw them being all somft together <3

+ Another version with Cub’s dye covered skin

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Whenever I see someone use the word "neat" I will automatically make the assumption you are a wtnv fan. People who use the word "neat" who are not fans of wtnv should Listen to wtnv immediately.

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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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My one and only screenshot of Grian shooting Skizz

[26] i love how highlight on gem makes it look like he has a real gun

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ROBO SCAR JUMPSCARE

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A saga of shulkers and statues, aka Joel and Etho losing their minds over who did what to whose property

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Gem during Doc's stream where he looks at fanart- pff

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amazing real life series episode from joel. he did nothing remarkable but get motion sick, pat other people, kiss jimmy, and die pathetically. amen.

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joel/lizzie/etho as a ship is objectively hilarious to me bc its. hello joel smallishbeans, you need to choose between the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life and a homeless ninja. and he just can't

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Omg the end game of ddvau Lil april fools doodle

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Etho in DDVAU Human and unemployed

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ok, this post is almost a month old.

some of you said that showing this door was not neccessary because it was built with mumbo's tutorial. some of you said that grian couldnt show him the door because it was in a secret lair. okay. gotcha.

now what will you say about grian building freaking GIANT farms COMPLETELY uncovered (they will be covered later, but he leaves them purposly opened now) in the MOST noticable area of his base possible WITHOUT using mumbo's tutorials and mumbo's help, without saying A WORD to him about his redstone projects--

yet grian still spends the whole episode jumping around and being proud of his modifications and new skills. so it is important to grian. he just. doesn't say anything about it to his REDSTONER BEST FRIEND WHO'S BEEN HIS REDSTONE SUPPORT FOR 7 YEARS

do you really think he doesn't want to bring mumbo's attention to this? do you want to say that grian does it in this specific place in this specific manner not to provoke mumbo? do you want to look me dead in the eye and tell me that he doesn't expect any words of encouragement? "I'm proud of you Grian"? "good job Grian"? "did you do it yourself Grian"? "why didn't you invite me Grian?" oh I just forgot that you like redstone mumbo. not that I want you to make the first step and talk to me for once. or to notice me at all. or anything