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Robin and superboy is a really cute duo

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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ok i’m curious

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Bat-cat Family and Super dogs

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Ra's is in Gotham

Tim: If you've git a problem, you're gonna have to get through me.

Ras, turning around to find tim: Ah, if it isn't the Young Detective.

Tim: In the flesh, you still keeping my spleen in a jar on your mantle?

Ras: Yes, and I pray to it every night that you might finally come to your senses

Tim:

Tim: Everyone heard that, right?

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Damian, in battle with a new Villain: I was trained by an ELITE group of assassins from birth, I have been prepared all my life for ANY combat situation and I could take you down with ease if so be it. I am unfeeling, unruly. I have NO weakness you could exploit-

Then Damian three hours later, when Alfred the cat ran to Tim instead of him (he had food) and then proceeds to have a hour mini silent break down while trying to lure Alfred the cat into his arms with little intricately made cat food dishes at about midnight, with the help of jon: Why won't you love me? What have I done? Did I leave your bowl empty for too long? Is this the crazy ones fault? It must be the crazy ones fault.

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clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.

"Clark,

I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.

May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.

Regards, Damian"

bruce actually laughs when clark shows him.

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JayTim

reference picture here

(livlivlife17 is my username everywhere else btw)

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HEY! Damian and Jon what’s your favorite part about eachother?

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you will not believe the date i just had

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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I want a batfam fic when Jason dissapears, so Steph and Cass break into his place to investigate, and all they find is a note like that:

I got married and am now on a space honeymoon, where we get married at every single planet we can.

Xoxo

Jay

Ps.

Whoever found it - Get everybody's (especially B's) reactions on camera and give to me as the best wed gift in the world, and you'll be my favourite forever.

If you're B - Fuck you, you always ruin my fun, and you're not allowed at my place, so if it's you I hate you. Fuck you, B.

Is it a joke? Did he really eloped? And with who? Because he sure as hell didn't tell anyone. Like, WAS HE EVEN DATING?

Anyway, Steph and Cass have a blast out of it.

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Jorge Jimenez C2E2 2024 Commission!

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When it’s a long flight and Damian ends up falling asleep on his brothers shoulders:

Dick smiles and adjusts Damian until he’s lying flat with his head in his lap to make him more comfortable before pulling a blanket on them both

Jason rolls his eyes before pulling out a book to settle in and not move for the rest of the flight

Duke takes selfies as proof that Damian snores like a kitten and also finds a small pillow to put under Damian’s head to make him more comfortable

Tim goes fully rigid the first time it happens and doesn’t breathe for 5 min but after the fourth time he ends up becoming so used to the weight leaning on him that he falls asleep too