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running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.

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"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio

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exactly my man

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btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults

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I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

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#close call with the beast one #but if i could eat my fiancé i would so. shrug

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reminder to never give tumblr money

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IT’S PRIDE YALL!!!

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pharrel lego movie. huh

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

#i fucking hate this place i hate it so much

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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#i need to sink to the bottom of the ocean so badly.

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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shout out to evil women with small tits

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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I always forget that part of Tumblr ToS that says "trannies and faggots are ok to harass en mass and threaten with rape amd murder. But if one tranny complains about it, we'll ban it instantly."