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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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"you cant make out with a transmission tower what the fuck" keep suckig those megtal beamZFFZZTFZTVVZFZTZF⚡⚡⚡

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he's on my brain..

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*slaps you with this*

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Hello flat earther, in front of you is a physics textbook. You must read it and pass a physics test made for 11 year olds. If you fail you will be flattened by a steam roller

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Once I figure out how to convert the thoughts in my head into actual understandable concepts it is OVER for you bitches

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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happy birthday weed

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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at school with this fit on as a social experiment

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by next year the message button will be removed entirely and your only form of communication will be gifting nitro

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