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i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965
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Me in clubs
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i’m the 4th Sanderson sister
matthew gray gubler (via gublernation)
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Adele performs on stage at the O2 Arena in London on April 5, 2016
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I'm not exaggerating...
Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)
Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.
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“Fuck this” - Kenny, 2015
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please pray for pakistan
a suicide bomb went off in Lahore earlier today, and the death toll is at 52 and rising. we might not hear about it from the media as much, but my heart hurts too much to care right now. please please pray for Pakistan. 😞🇵🇰
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