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Ok but. Same.

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I have one braincell and I use it to overthink

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good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

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Corona virus can’t kill me because I died the day one direction broke up

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i know coronavirus is kinda being played up by some folks as a joke but i genuinely hope you and your families (especially your grandparents) stay healthy and safe

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Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.

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i love paying for education

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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

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college is bad folks

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I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

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Currently, you’re procrastinating something.

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French Bulldog argues bedtime

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what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

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“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

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Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads

Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me

#literally me the other day