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“Your personality can be simplified into GayDHDnD.”

ough harsh

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

#lol me

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A conversation about assorted Mega Man villains during a stream led to someone mentioning ‘paper clip man’

And I was “Lmao like Clippy?”

Then I had no choice from there 😂

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when commando man starts going commando, this does not mean he's going to drop trou. he's not wearing trunks, he's wearing tanks.

it means he's going to shoot things. with bullets. from his guns. of which he has multiple.

what the fuck did you think those tubes on his arms were? plus-plus-plus-plus-sized onaholes designed to simulate coitus with the goddamn Statue of Liberty?

if your plan for the evening was to go "MY CUNTRY 'TIS OF WEEEEEEEE(iner) unzips dick" then i've got bad news for you, chief

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Happy birthday Kirby! :3

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#Legendary post #classic tumblr #I have died every day waiting for you

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#Sound up for purrs! #Cats #kitty #cat video #i love the smooch to the camera

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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth: Fight For Us Stamp Cover - Lacey Johnson

[Fight For Us Stamp]

more by Lacey Johnson here

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my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

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I get fucked by so many depressed creative writing majors that I guess you could call my bussy The Tortured Poets —

[before I finish the joke, I am torn limb from limb by people who genuinely believe that Taylor has been putting lesbian subliminal messages in her music since 2006]

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Reverse hitman who tracks down the undead and restores them to life so they lose all their cool powers.

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hey guys i tried making a stamp for the first time. this is awesome

#the nefarious anglerfish

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

#Eternal reblog #his wife has filled his house with Chintz

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reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 3 [1, 2]

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screw logging and worship. leshy concession stand worker

bonus

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she put her paw on my foot and started purring