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hello???

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After all this time

chrome remembers my login

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the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner

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Clean Post for art appreciation (because it deserves it!)

Commission completed by @autumn-sacura  Story: The Derelicts (American Gods Voltron AU) Chapter 8: What Voices Whisper?

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Milkshake Date

Finally finished! :D

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Sander Cohen from Bioshock (2007) and

The Emcee from Cabaret (1960)

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Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

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Inktober Day 31: Lucifer

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protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

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me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

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Carbuncle

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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

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Anyone got suggestions for creepy documentaries im in the mood

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I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy. We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent… “If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.

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i bet you could fit like, five whole cars in space

I thought this said “five whole cars in one space”