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Grover manipulating ares in that therapy session by pretending to hate kids and rolling his eyes as if he isn't just a single mom working tirelessly to stop his kids from murdering people on accident.

Just everyone thinking he's so peaceful and sweet and it takes 0.00001 seconds to commit psychological warfare with the GOD OF WAR HIMSELF.

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i wonder how productive the world would be if people realized that magnus and alex would not get together really fast

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Kevin: after much consideration I have come to the decision that you are, unfortunately, my best friend.

Neil: a horrible decision really. My condolences.

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Actually adam was like I have real people issues so I don’t have time to deal with the fact that ronan is attractive even though he is

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Andrew u can’t commit murder on national tv 😔

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Percy, pointing at Luke: is he the bastard orphan?

Thalia: the son of a whore dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot?

Annabeth: is he by providence impoverished? the founding father without a father?

Grover: did he get a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self starter?

Rachel: did he struggle and keep his guard up and inside was he longing for something to be a part of?

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I like the thought of Nico being this diplomat between different pantheons way before the greek pantheon even knows they exist. Some Campers on a quest find out that ancient slavic gods exist and while exploring their place they find Nico playing cards with a god

Like dude couldn't you tell us

and Nicos like "Nah, they need to be found naturally Im here on business"

Over the years he becomes the most famous demigod in the world. Not necessarily because of his daring quests (he gets even more badass over the years) but every time they meet new pantheons Nico is there sipping smoothies with the gods

Annabeth to Nico: did you know Nordic gods exist

Nico, sweating, having just left Valhalla after swapping the souls of warriors who went to the wrong afterlife: whaaat that's wild haha

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The Di-Angelo cold case becomes something of a true crime phenomenon. A well to do Italian family suddenly moves to the US, not odd in itself considering the times but only the two children and the mother have passports and immigration records despite photos that include a mysterious father figure who is never named, not even on the childrens birth certificates or the estates records.

The mother is struck by lightning in DC and her funeral and headstone are paid for by an anonymous donor. The kids are sent to a private school in DC, also paid for by an anonymous donor, but then they just disappear a few months in and there’s no further record of what happened to them. Missing posters circulated for a while but people forget about two missing orphans in the midst of World War II.

Some theories the mysterious father was in the Italian mafia or a high member of Mussolini’s inner circle and reclaimed the children secretly, some think the kids were kidnapped for ransom money, and some crazy theories swear the kids were spotted decades later, still children somehow, in Maine.

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Percy calling Nico to check in how he’s doing and Nico’s just “yeah i finished the job, I just got a pizza and then I’m gonna sleep and head home tmr” and Percy does the long-distance thing of “lmao, save me a slice” and screams when Nico’s hand shoves a pizza into his face through a shadow.

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I want Nico adopted by the entire Apollo Cabin to the point he really could be in the cabin at any point with or without Will there. Like he still sleeps in the Hades cabin but he more or less lives in the Apollo cabin.

Like he’s just chilling in there playing cards with Austin or chatting with Kayla or literally just reading a book with no one else there.

Nico di Angelo honorary Apollo kid

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imagine being a little kid at chb and seeing percy jackson this handsome warrior with an entire mythology to his name who bargained with the gods and nico di angelo this terrifying legend displaced in time who can summon the dead and thinking they’re both terrifying and untouchable. and then one day you see nico stick his leg out while percy’s walking past and he totally faceplants and then gets back up, steals nico’s mythomagic deck out of his jacket pocket and bolts across the dining pavilion only to be tackled onto the grass by a shadow travelling nico. also they’re sixteen and twenty years old

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It’s so funny how the second Neil stands his ground he from then on out looks at Kevin and is just like “we are done taking everyone’s shit, we do not back down, we have a new shot at life and we’re sure af not gonna waste it being cowards” and Kevin is just like “We?!”

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2022 update: i still very much love tfc

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They continued standing there, looking like a pair of horror movie twins, one dark, one light.