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So lately I have been playing pokemon.

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whatever

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it's so cute and hilarious how flustered some subs get with just a simple condescending "poor thing" i love it keep being pathetic babes you are everything to me <3

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Parrotfish my beloved. Loved watching them while swimming in reefs

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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Ugh! She has hexed me with a plague of visions! (Thinking about kissing her)

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Happy Fuuka Friday!

Would you play Kinect Star Wars with her?

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ohh my god naan bread means bread bread? people are adopting a foreign word next to a general noun of their own language to specify they mean a distinct type that hails from that particular foreign country? no way man. do you have strong feelings on the word moist by any chance

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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later

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Someone stop me I’m thinking about dwaf bush again

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate

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Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.

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Mommy doesn’t want us talking about this kind of stuff, and I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure they’re putting estrogen in the dog food they’ve been feeding us lately.

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this is the robot fucker website so let me ask you

are the automatons in Helldivers 2 Hot robots or no

Mutuals I vaguebloggingly call upon thee!!! Signal boost my poll for sample size!!!!!

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puppy...