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Husk's secret weapon

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every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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Charlie, Vaggie, and Alastor were talking when Vox goes up to them

Vox: Ooh. What’cha guys doin’? *sees Alastor* AAAA!!

Alastor: *goes up to him* Hello there, you! *boops the center of his screen* It’s SO good to see you again!

Vox: *shuttering*

Alastor: Still playing with those visual technologies of yours?

Vox: Yeah. NO! Eh…Maybe…

Alastor: *chuckles until his eyes turned to dials and his antlers grew bigger with a green glowing effect around him* Playtime’s over…

Vox was shuddering while Charlie and Vaggie were watching

Charlie: …Romance

Vaggie: Huh?! 😳

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This show was the funniest fucking thing

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Average morning in the Vees tower

Velvette probably: abracadabra sensory nightmare go

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”