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what studying literature feels like

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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Say a prayer for all of your lactose intolerant love ones, mutuals, and enemies today guys.

#memes #bs #bullshit #idk I’m vibing and lactose intolerance is kicking my ass

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Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

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i will not talk about milo rebane. i will not talk about milo rebane. i will not talk about milo rebane. i wi

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it is not even funny how disastrously I need Vampire Milo.

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

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xreader fic is so inherently healing like

do you love yourself? no? that's okay this character you love loves you back. are you kind? that is why they love you. are you patient? that is why they love you. are you a coward are you shy are you brave are you bold are you bratty? that is why they love you. you are loved and you will not be punished for seeking love. you are loved and you will find it here in these words.

do you love yourself yet? no? that's okay this character can love you until you do. this character will point out the few traits you can relate with yourself (your smile, your laugh, you brattiness, your whimsy, your strength, your sorrow) and tell you that they love that about you until one day you can love it, if not yourself, too.

do you love yourself yet? no? but you're starting to accept that you can be loved? that there is something in you- your awkwardness, your bashfulness, your straightforward mind, you ability to heal, your ability to fight- that someone could look at and learn to adore? well done. you're right, this character does see that and adore it. you may not love yourself just now, just yet, but now you see right? That there is something to love in you?

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When being made fun of for your looks and weight as a kid actually permanently damages the way you see yourself and it’s not just silly lil childhood lore

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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you may like long hair spencer but i love him in a deeper and more complex way (/j)

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🌺✨️

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derek: guess my destination

emily: bitch, final??

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Shouting out the best of the best this AudioDramaSunday

Malevolent

woebegone

The Storage Papers

Old Gods of Appalachia

Shadows at the Door

Wake Of Corrosion

The Liminal Lands

The White Vault

We're Alive (kickstarter is live!)

and of course The Magnus Archives and Protocol