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you’ve heard of hangry now get ready for...

horngry

#aka me #horngry on main

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On another note wow I really don’t like who I am when I’m horny

#guess i just gotta masturbate it out of me

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Update:

I’m like, a lot better than this now. Still dealing with it but not as weirdly and less desperate and edgily

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*Rushes Into NASA and slams papers on desk*

Please tell me why none of my friends call me first

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The worst part is my actual therapy sessions seem like they’re gonna be mainly in the weeks where I don’t need it

Guess who’s stuck in an endless cycle of having 3 weeks of pure “I love myself! I feel fine! I don’t need to talk to a therapist” and “nah,that’s in the past” only to be followed by 3 weeks of “fuck,, I’m literally the worst ever get me to a therapist now”

it me

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Guess who’s stuck in an endless cycle of having 3 weeks of pure “I love myself! I feel fine! I don’t need to talk to a therapist” and “nah,that’s in the past” only to be followed by 3 weeks of “fuck,, I’m literally the worst ever get me to a therapist now”

it me

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Breaking News:

I’m a fucking second-rate human being

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Every 👏🏼 Time 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 Resolve 👏🏼 To 👏🏼 Be 👏🏼 Positive 👏🏼 Is 👏🏼 When 👏🏼 The 👏🏼 Universe 👏🏼 Makes 👏🏼 It 👏🏼 Hardest 👏🏼 To 👏🏼 Be 👏🏼

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Hi, my name is Danny horny and too scared of making someone feel offended to make a sexual advance

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Literally my only rules for sex at this point

1) Female

2) My age or close to it

3) Not in a monogamous relationship

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You know what’s ass in a hand basket?

Believing in positivity and self love but being really self-deprecating. Like I’ll think to myself, wow, I really am a delight to be around and I’m attractive! And then the little cunt-nugget of a devil on my shoulder is like