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CELIA WHAT THE HECK !!!!!! WHEN I SAID SHE WAS MOTHER I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS LIKE THIS !!!!!!!

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Babe, stop bothering me, can’t you see that I’m busy daydreaming about putting pretty fictional men though hell?

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Ziggy: Oh hey, you're back early!

Emma: Field's haunted

Ziggy: What?

Emma: *grabbing gasoline and matches* Field's haunted

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Twin boys

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

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its not a trend

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Increasingly surprised that during lockdown we didn't get a Magnus Archives episode where someone fed their sourdough starter people.

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titmothy stroker

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great minds think alike

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in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

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we've gone beyond driving a dead horse into the ground we're partaking in some kind of ritual meme sacrifice and i am all for it. mass-scale meme purge. the blood raining down on our faces and we're dancing and laughing