i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio
you’re never gonna believe what happened to me
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voices by Chi-Chi
original comic by punkitt
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04/26/2009
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus
Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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god dammit. every single short horror story audiobook thing on youtube is always titled the same fuckin way
but you know what. i wannna know whats near tower 14
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I have the blizzard diversity chart installed in a gland in my brain and this is how i look at passersbys as i calculate their points on it
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hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins
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Oh my god. This is gonna be the best hug.
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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button
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the anesthetic apparently hasn't fully worn off yet
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Source
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who tf switched my trashcan with a slightly worse trashcan
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