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complaining about high elves and sharing inside job gossip. the sisters ever actually

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cleric class

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I can totally get behind an elf or half-elf Kravitz, but in my heart he's human, because I like to imagine something like:

alive, pre-reaper young adult Kravitz who's been reading too many romance novels: "I just want a beautiful and handsome elf boy to sweep me off my feet... and of course romantically grieve me when I, a human, inevitably grow old and perish in his arms... perhaps even fling himself into my grave..."

Kravitz several centuries later, indeed dating an unfathomably long-lived hot elf boy who is nevertheless the less immortal one in their relationship: "hmm. interesting."

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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

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me when i cook several combinations of flour and oil into viscous bases for various sauces and you find yourself hopelessly overcome with desire for them: i see you've fallen for my rouxs

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Im curious.

#only once #and the character death was the last straw of my waning interest

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"Chilchuck would hate Frodo" bullshit, Chilchuck would be super fucking intensely protective of Frodo Baggins.

The ring you got for your inheritance turned out to be CURSED? And you VOLUNTEERED to WALK HUNDREDS of MILES to destroy it!? And when you got stabbed by a monster blade, the ELVES TOOK YOU AWAY FOR MONTHS and you THANKED THEM!?

No. No, I'm your father now, kid. You're joining a union, I'm negotiating your back pay for that trip. And your ongoing medical treatment, and I'm getting you EXTRA for mental anguish. Oh, the elves are offering to take you to some mysterious continent off in the West as recompense? Let's find out how many of these obscure cuss words they can decipher.

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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.

Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:

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#our bathroom doesn't have a fan lol

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Ahoy !⭐

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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Hand Vase // Megan Made This

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akshually. what IS watson counting as his three continents. what continents are these

#i always assumed he'd been to north africa also #but maybe he went to austria and met raffles there #(shhh don't worry about the timeline)

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got distracted and slipped into my feelings about johnchurch again

can you fucking believe that this motherfucker died like 50 times JUST to talk to the guy who was killing him. over and over he approached this man with a heart full of compassion and love and over and over john killed him. and he kept going back and he kept going back