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lets all die in battle

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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worst feeling ever is when i agree with 99% of a post but then there's that 1% that makes me want to set fire to op's blog

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Don't know if I'm internetting correctly here, but my roman empire was discovering that mpreg meant “male pregnancy” and not impregnation in general.

#Oh my god someone else experienced this realization #I swear it was mind boggling

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being Weird abt some band is a god-given right actually

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Mutuals I want you to know that if you are feeling down I am handing you little heart stickers through the computer

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why pray on my downfall when you could pray on my brother's

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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#merlin