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doing the american psycho opening monologue but i'm applying every product to my balls

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Fucking stupid how sonic gets supportive parents without even trying. I’m not mad or anything. Fuck him

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

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LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about  it 

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being 23 is like being 22 but youre 23

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I don’t know which I find weirder. 

Old home computers with integrated cassette players for data storage. 

Or boomboxes with floppy disk drives for music play.

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do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive