theamericansadgirl

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i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

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uncircumcised guys rly asking for condoms 😂 bro the stapler is on the table!!

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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

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idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again

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reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

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Parkway Drive- Carrion

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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Caviria vinasia

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abolish celebrity because i am not one. if i ever figure out how to monetize my quirky web presence i didn’t say this

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*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

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eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

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me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over

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call me the vaccine the way i’m being tested

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Morgan Nikola-Wren

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