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Night :)

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homodachi...

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

#Every time I write something new I have to eventually come to terms with the fact that it's once again about the idea of a lack of free will #and not knowing if you're truly yourself or if your actions are really your own

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Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews

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this video now

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perfect boy .

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

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The term femboy implies that there's also mascgirl, yet no one talk about it

#socks have you ever heard of butch lesbians

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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The analog horror series after the main character gets brutally mauled by the main monster

#this is a picture of shayne topp from smosh on Splash Mounain btw #no editing this is just an actual frame from a video #look at me. look at me. i am the op now

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ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

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#21 F #I like the cold