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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#gay who can cook #i love to cook so much #i operate off grandmother rules if you come over to my house at a mealtime i AM making something for you

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calvin onion suit

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I can't watch more of my trans siblings die. please. you have to live. you fucking have to. don't let them win.

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tief

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here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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laughing forever at the cool and sharp suspenders lady from pokemon whose signature monster is bumby the loaf

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hello there, little godling ❤️

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Favorite thing about Dracula Daily so far is that yesterday I read a post that had in-depth, well-researched analysis that could easily be mistaken for a published literary criticism of Dracula, except it casually makes a passing reference to "the polycule" without feeling the need to elaborate

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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

#not a man but gabriellecore

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FALIN WIP YES LETS GOOOOOO

Falin’s character character design came to my house and kicked me in the throat.

(Full wip on patreon)

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.