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#this social interaction did not go as i rehearsed in my head

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The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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due to inflation I love you is now <5

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know the difference

divine right of kings: it is not our place to question the King, for he is appointed by the Almighty God the mandate of heaven: well we sure overthrew the hell out of that guy. I knew he wasn't meant to be Emperor

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#violet tendencies

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some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

#sure as god made little green apples

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

#by accident or de-cyan

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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Paw.

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#dad and thor play this game all the time

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An Anatolian pars, a leopard subspecies, is seen by a camera trap set up in Turkey. It was thought that the endangered animal was extinct for years until 2013 when two of them were spotted

Photograph: Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

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girl are you sure???????????????

#the devil and the deep blue sea

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