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Giving the angel his wings back 🙏

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E231 👍

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happy memorial day

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Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

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I would not be tricked by the kelpie. I would form a special bond with it. By feeding it oats and the occasional carrot. It would learn to trust that i am not a threat to it at all and will not kill it.

#senshi posting

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the borat voice my wife that exists in the popular imagination is not actually that close to the borat voice my wife as seen in the actual movie. it's a purely oral tradition, and I fear if its not recorded future generations will not have access to it

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Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

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"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

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i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths