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Pffft

Gorgeous! 15 hours overnight in one of New Zealand's darkest towns.

(Cr: Connor Paton)

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The burning question about "homesteading tradwive influencer vs. actual medieval farmwife" wouldn't be about who would win, but what would be the final straw that would make Kathrynn - who got married at 21, doesn't know what a chemical is, and who would have sent her children to school if she had had the chance - finally decide to beat the ever-loving shit out of Kathrynn, who got married at 21, doesn't understand what a chemical is and can't spell for shit, but still thinks she can homeschool her kids.

It wouldn't be over feminist issues. Medieval Kathrynn has no concept of "women's right to vote" - it's not like her husband has the right to vote in government matters either. It would probably be about religion. Medieval Kathrynn has no idea what "catholism" is, but she heard Modern Kathrynn talk shit about the saints and decides to toss aside the goat she was castrating and go "that's it, I'm beating your ass."

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HCs about Kit’s instagram:

• has a couple candids of himself that jem or tessa took

• most pics are of mina

•some good ones of church when he doesn’t look like the devil he actually is (kits words not mine)

•some reels he made w his school friends

•he doesn’t put much thought into what he posts but kinda gets a lot of followers

•dru shows him tiktoks of people using his parts of the reels into edits

•dru: look someone’s famous 👀

bonus:

•dru’s an avid user

•posts many reels and hops on trends (w thais ofc)

•becomes famous for doing each of them flawlessly

•ty’s not much of an ig user but dru install’s it on his phone and follows the whole blackthorns (+extended too)

•anush always spends all his free time watching funny reels

•also cute ones of cats/animals in general and keeps sending them to ty

•idt ash has a phone as he’s in faerie but dru makes him get one once everything’s normal

•jaime doesn’t have any time for all this as he’s always on the run

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

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Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

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I was on the phone with my grandma and she was telling me about a Good Omens fanfiction that she wrote.

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I know right.

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“Why are you laughing?”

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family time❤️

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Infinite Frontier (2021-) #3

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Given that DC will likely never give us an on- panel ToddDamon wedding, I have decided to indulge the brainworms. My semi- incoherent vision:

Church wedding at Todd’s insistence! Running gag that Alan keeps trying to throw money at them- including an ongoing insistence that he can and should be allowed to rent St. Peter’s Cathedral for the event

Todd very much takes Damon’s name

Damon’s Best Woman- Kate Spencer

Ring bearer- Ramses (takes place when he’s still a kid)

Flower girl- Julie Sawyer

Todd’s Best Woman- Jennie

Todd’s groomsman- Al

The wedding would be largely a fluff piece, but also a vehicle for a variety of subplots- a lot of past storylines could be revisited via stories (I.e., guests reminiscing about past adventures and shenanigans)- ranging wildly in tone

There would also be subplots in real-time:

Several members of Todd and Damon’s caped friends and family (led by Manhunter, Jade, and AtomSmasher AKA the adult wedding party), determined not to let the typical disasters ruin their wedding, run themselves ragged running interference. All said, the trio and associates end up diverting no less than 3 attempts at sabotage or super-villainy.

In turn, this contains a separate subplot of Kate and Ramses butting heads over his burgeoning instance in striking out in his own superhero career before he’s ready, attempting to “prove himself” to his “overprotective” mother

Over the course of the month leading up to the event- bachelor party, suit fitting- Jennie notices an unknown figure continue to pop up, seemingly watching her brother. After cornering this man, he reveals himself to be Jeremy Rice, trying to work up the courage to approach his estranged adoptive brother. This revelation- and the prospect of Jeremy returning to her twin’s life- triggers a mix of emotions in the Best Woman, even as she tries to push past it and facilitate the “surprise wedding gift” reunion

Along with the above shenanigans, Michael Mayne and Ruby Sokov crash Todd’s bachelor party- in tandem, Molly Mayne and Vladimir Sokov find they’ve coincidentally both had the idea to crash Damon’s- the former for a drunken shovel talk, the latter for reasons he refuses to confirm beyond “needing to talk to Alan”.

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Opinion:

Art teachers shouldn't write on a students work.

#art class #art teachers

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I'll never forgive any of you for when I posted a picture of Northstar's beloved daughter under a post of Marvel babies and everyone responded with some variation of "JESUS" or "WHAT IS THAT". Joanne Beaubier I'm so sorry they would ever say that about you oh my god

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when they bring back jean paul beaubier's baby she's going to be a massive bitch. her father is literally jean paul and she's probably going to be babysat by lorna at least once. joanne's first words are going to be kill yourself