“You look fussy”
“Oh sure, a simple dress code of a full three piece suit and tie with bowler hat and all of a sudden I’m ‘fussy’! Also, you can’t come in dressed like that”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Little known Irish fact: 73% of the time at the end of the rainbow is a Leprechaun lawyer explaining that there is only a possibility and not an actual guarantee of a pot of gold and has you sign papers acknowledging this fact
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Pantherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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On my way to celebrate St Patrick’s day the traditional way: finding a nun who will make me feel bad about myself
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Pantherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“Why do you touch your beard in your videos?”
“It’s a magic beard. Every time I stroke it, somewhere a male has a sudden feeling like he should have a tie on. It’s great fun at work, parties, the beach…”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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When you’re basically albino and the spring sun suddenly appears but you’re ok because you had to wear spf 50 for your outfit
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“What are you most proud of?”
“That not only do vertical stripes fail at making me appear slimmer, my very body habitus makes vertical stripes actually look fatter”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Are you even dressed if your tie doesn’t cause concern for pilots, ship captains and epileptics everywhere?
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Ugh! The judginess of social media! Always having to ask yourself: Is my suit pressed? Are my shoes shined enough? Is my tie knot the type USERJAM1970’s great uncle from North Dakota said it should be? How do the Kardashians handle it?
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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For only one tie a day, you can help a poor Sartorialist consider yearning for a dress code above “Only Pants Required”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Pantherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Quick act casual so they don’t think you’re an historic actor giving a tour
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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With the return to work comes the recent phenomenon of delinquents in suits and bowler hats hanging on church stoops and making you uncomfortable with your sweatpants-to-work life choices
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Patherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Slowly he approaches from behind, and you won’t even know he’s there until you find yourself walking around unironically in a bow tie and Bowler hat. The Ghost of Dandy’s Past is coming for you!!
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: Italo Ferretti
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“You can’t tell the difference between Gen Z and Gen Alpha?”
“Gadzooks! I can’t? Well, you’re all a bunch of whippersnappers anyway”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Me interacting with Gen Z
“Blud!”
“Yes my blood is fine thank you!”
“Skibidi”
“Indeed, I hated Scooby’s nephew too!”
“Rizz”
“Rizz well good sir!”
“Gyatt!”
“A Merry Gyatt to you as well!”
I am so cool…
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Patherella
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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“If you hit 200K followers will you oil up?”
“Of course!”
Suspiciously Looks up “oil up” on urban dictionary
“Oh my, and here I thought it was an investment strategy”
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Southern Scholar
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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POV: Realizing perching oneself on balconies overhanging the city is not helping one’s burgeoning reputation as a comic book character
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Dapper Classics
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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Just another Saturday night going out to dinner with the other villains to figure out how to take down that web crawling Spider Man once and for all!
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Suit: Martin Greenfield
Tie: London York
Hats: Bates
Socks: Falke
Shoes: Allen Edmonds
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