thebigsartorialist
thebigsartorialist
The Papa Bear of Men's Fashion
Representing and encouraging big sartorialists everywhere. The answer to the question "Can a large man dress well" is NOT "Yes, if what he wears is slimming".   Twitter: TheBigSartorial TheBigSartorialist@gmail.com
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thebigsartorialist · a day ago
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The embarrassing moment you realize you forgot your purple Tommy Gun that completes the outfit…

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: VK Nagrani

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 2 days ago
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“I want to be like you when I grow up”

“Well all you have to do is grow more out than up”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 3 days ago
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“You have meaty ties!”

“They go with meaty thighs!”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Carlo Chiocchio

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 4 days ago
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“You are, by far, the best dressed person in the whole building”

“Well to be fair, it’s a pandemic, there’s only 3 people IN the whole building”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo-Ferretti

Hat: Bates

Socks: Carlo Chiocchio

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 5 days ago
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“You always look scared in your photos.”

“Usually it’s just my escalating horror every time someone walks by me in sweat pants.”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 8 days ago
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“Damn doc, you’re FLY”

“Which is ironic given I’m the least aerodynamic shape possible. ”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 9 days ago
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All this outfit is missing is a small child to wack over the head with my umbrella while muttering disconsolately about youths these days…

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Suit: Alan Rouleau

Tie: London York

Hat: Bates London

Socks: VK Nagrani

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 10 days ago
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Just FYI, offering me a free tie is like walking into an alcoholics anonymous meeting with a six pack to share

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: VK Nagrani

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 11 days ago
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“You remind me of John Steed!”

“…as in, if he had a glandular disorder?”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 12 days ago
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“You really like bold pops of color”

“Yes, that’s my motto, if you’re not having a seizure, I’m not dressed yet”

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Suit: Brooks Brothers

Tie: London York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 13 days ago
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So casual the mask and tie color don’t even match. Talk about laid back!!

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thebigsartorialist · 15 days ago
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Woman with a manic air and makeup plastered all over her face sits down and stares at me, then points and starts laughing hysterically before getting up and walking away

Me: “If your laughter wasn’t entirely appropriate I’d be offended right now”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield 

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Carlo Chiocchio

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 16 days ago
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When you look like the detective trying to track down Jack Frost to put an end to all his perverted “nipping at your nose” stuff

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo-Ferretti

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 17 days ago
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Safety Tip: When your skin is the same color and tone as the surrounding snow, wear a bright tie so they can easily find you when you’re trapped in a snowbank

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 18 days ago
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Sartorial horror story: He thought his shoes were safe and then came <dramatic pause> THE SALT! You may need to avert your eyes…

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 19 days ago
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“…It’s like watching a band with one person out of tune”

“Well yeah except I’m the only member, I only have one instrument, it’s the sartorial equivalent of a tuba and my whole shtick is to play it REALLY LOUD!!”

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Suit: Brooks Brothers

Tie: London York

Hat: Bates

Socks: VK Nagrani

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 20 days ago
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A classic example of a Walking Wall Of Worsted Wool

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thebigsartorialist · 21 days ago
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While I firmly denounce Casual Friday, I’m totally fine with Casual Saturday… while running errands… before 6

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thebigsartorialist · 22 days ago
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Casual Friday: Those frivolous days when you don’t change into black tie after 6PM.

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo-Ferretti

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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thebigsartorialist · 23 days ago
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When you realize that re-blog comment “If you’re looking for a fat guy in a suit and Dad Jokes, look no further” will undoubtedly be your epitaph

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London-York

Hat: Bates

Socks: Dapper Classics

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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