thebigsartorialist

[thebigsartorialist]

Just doing a quick check around the castle ensuring only the formal rats get in and not those nasty casual ones

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo Ferretti

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

A classic example of the how stripes can be thinning. I know I look like Kate Moss or Gigi Hadid on a coke binge in the 90s but, surprise, it's not!

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

"You make me feel underdressed"

"Well then, my work here is done!"

(Opens umbrella and floats to next city)

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

When the bulb in the lighthouse goes out so they make you stand on the edge of the bluffs and take your hat off in a pulsating fashion to warn passing ships by the reflection off your pasty scalp

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Christy’s

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

Treebeard on the way to a particularly formal Entmoot, with the darn Hobbits hanging around again

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“People like you are the worst!”

“The worst? OMG did someone abolish Congress while I wasn’t looking?”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Christy’s

Socks: Pantherella

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“You shouldn’t get compliments for just buying clothes. I don’t get compliments for buying a cheeseburger”

“Maybe you should try one on, mix in some different cheeses, try out a few buns, accessorize with unique condiments, and see what happens”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

When Buffy and Jody run away again and Mr French has to once again search for them in the park

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“You just hit 200k followers! You know what that means!”

“Um, sometimes Voodoo does work?”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“No disrespect, but you look like Burl Ives!”

“Well I guess just leaving my banjo at home is not the brilliant disguise I thought it’d be”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

Just finishing the Boston Marathon …well, OK, fine…as the mascot that claps at the finish line but, hey, I’m here!

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo Ferretti

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“What do you recommend wearing while flying”

“You can dress more casually these days on a plane”

“Like no tie?”

“I said casual, not ‘like an animal’”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

“Why did you start the Industrial Revolution?”

“Well I’d be a damn silly sight standing around dressed like this with hands on both lapels harrumphing at just cows now wouldn’t I?”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

Plug a little pluggish but he plugged

Man I am getting down with this youth lingo. They’ll never guess I’m a fat Gen Xer in a 3 piece suit and tie

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Falke

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

Sorry everyone! Sorry! That wasn’t a second eclipse, I just stepped in front of the sun. My apologies for the confusion.

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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[thebigsartorialist]

When the Penguin goes on vacation and thinks Batman will never find him without that ridiculous cigarette thing in his mouth

[thebigsartorialist]

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the jolliest one of all?

Famed is thy jolliness. But hold, another I see. Alas, he is more jolly than thee.

Alas for him! Reveal his name.

Cothes red as the rose. Belly moves like jelly. Santa is more jolly than thee.

Damn him! (makes poison cookies and milk)

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: Italo Ferretti

Hats: Christy’s

Socks: Carlo Chiocchio

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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