thechaosmuses

[thechaosmuses]

Good afternoon loves, I’ve got a couple things to do but they shouldn’t take me too long and then I’ll be around for the rest of the evening and night until I go to bed-

Also, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ❤️ I’m gonna make a post later to show some of my favorite people on here some love but wanted to tell all of you happy Valentine’s Day now, and of course tell you how absolutely stunning, inside and out, you are and that you are so, so loved ❤️❤️

#[ooc; out of chaos]

[thechaosmuses]

anti valentine's day starters

﹡ ❝ valentine's day is so dumb. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid﹗ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid cause i don't wanna fall in love again. ❞ ﹡ ❝ love is just so pointless. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i used to love valentine's day, but getting dumped on valentine's day takes it's toll on you i guess﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what’s even the point of trying to find someone at this point﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you know that instead of love, most finnish people celebrates their friendships on valentine's day﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i honestly think valentine’s day is pointless. people get dumped and then they cry﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday. ❞ ﹡ ❝ everything is always so pink on valentine's day. i hate it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ if cupid dares to come near me, i will end that annoying twat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i don't hate love. i just hate valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ who needs a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner when i have my cat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am so much better off without him/her/them﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i want to give them a candy heart that says "i hate you"﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ yeah, i kind of threw up in my mouth at the thought of being proposed on valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ all this love is making me want to vomit﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what i need is for this damn valentine's day to be over already﹗ ❞

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[thechaosmuses]

   Send 💞 to receive a Valentine’s day gift from my muse!

Or send 💞+ to give my muse a gift! Sender specify!

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[thechaosmuses]

Send🌹 (or "ROSE") for my muse to confess their emotions towards your muse on Valentine's Day in any way they choose (handwritten letter, a gift, a date, on the phone, etc.)

In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which muse/s!

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[thechaosmuses]

☠ ― 𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐-𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.)

"Wanna watch a cheesy romcom with me?"

"No plans, huh? Me neither."

"Want to just go to a fast food place? Pretty sure they won't be busy."

"You got stood up? What a jerk!"

"I mean, we can just hang out here. I'm sure places are really busy at the moment anyway."

"Valentine's Day is such a waste of time."

"I'm glad I could just spend the day with a friend."

"All of the candy is probably on sale right now. Wanna go take a look?"

"I'm glad you're here; it's kind of a lonely day for me."

"I've got a reservation for a good restaurant tonight but they canceled on me. Would you want to come with me instead?"

"I never really enjoyed this holiday myself."

"I've kind of always wanted one of those cheesy giant stuffed animals..."

"Eh, why not? Let's go have our own fun."

"These decorations are always so cheesy, it's kind of funny."

"Would you want to go with me instead?"

"You know, I really appreciate you."

"Let's go get some ice cream."

"Hey, you want these? I know how much you like chocolate/candy/flowers/stuffed animals."

"Wow, you look amazing!"

"I guess it's a better time as any to go out for drinks, or something. How about it?"

"Hey. Wanna see who can eat the most chocolate?"

"I think... I ate too much candy..."

"Wow, this is... really fancy."

"Come on, you didn't have to get me anything!"

"What. In the world. Are you wearing."

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[thechaosmuses]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. ›   ( in the spirit of Valentine’s day, here’s a compilation of various funny & punny pick-up lines !  Feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses and/or add more context. )

🚪  ❝ I a-door you ! ❞ 🍵  ❝ You’re a cute tea ! ❞ 🧁  ❝ You bake me crazy ! ❞ 🫁  ❝ We belung together ! ❞ 🐚  ❝ You’re very spe-shell ! ❞ 🧈  ❝ You’re my butter half ! ❞ 🔥  ❝ We’re a perfect match ! ❞ 🍲  ❝ You make miso happy ! ❞ 🥕  ❝ I carrot live without you ! ❞ 🐻  ❝ I love you bear-y much ! ❞ 🍌  ❝ I find you very a-peeling ! ❞ 🐳  ❝ I whale always love you ! ❞ 🍞  ❝ You’re the loaf of my life ! ❞ 🦦  ❝ There’s no otter like you ! ❞ 🦐  ❝ You’re shrimply the best ! ❞ 🍉  ❝ You’re my one in a melon ! ❞ 🍕  ❝ You have a pizza my heart ! ❞ 🐰  ❝ Nobunny compares to you ! ❞ 🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ 🍋  ❝ This is my best pick-up lime… ❞ 🍅  ❝ I love you from my head to-ma-toes ! ❞ 🌮  ❝ Can we taco ‘bout how cute you are ? ❞ 🍄  ❝ You take up so mushroom in my heart ! ❞ 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ 🗼  ❝ Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ! ❞ 🌽  ❝ I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing ! ❞ 🍩  ❝ I donut know what I would do without you ! ❞ ☕️  ❝ Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me ! ❞ 🧀  ❝ This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate ! ❞

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[thechaosmuses]

send in a "💕" to ask my muse to be your valentine !

↳ alternatively, send "double heart" if you can't see the emoji !

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[thechaosmuses]

💞 that's amore !! a collection of valentine's day symbols. it's a mix of sfw and nsfw. for multis, please include who you're sending them to/from. feel free to reverse roles.

💋 to kiss my muse

💞 to ask my muse to be their valentine

💕 to tell my muse that your muse loves them

💌 to write a valentine's day letter to my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🍫 to give my muse chocolate

🍷 to have a valentine's day dinner with my muse

🍿 to watch a romantic movie with my muse

🍓 to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed

💃 to slow dance with my muse

🐶 to give my muse a pet

👗 to tell my muse they look beautiful/handsome

👙 to see my muse in lingerie

😏 to see my muse undressed

🛀 to take a romantic bath with my muse

👅 to go down on my muse

👆 to finger or give my muse a handjob

😘 to leave hickeys on my muse

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[thechaosmuses]

— LOVE IS IN THE AIR!

Valentine's   Day   starters.   Send   me... (Send   🔄   +   any   emoji   to   reverse   the   outcome.)

❤️   to   give   my   muse   a   box   of   chocolates. 💐   to   give   my   muse   a   bouquet   of   flowers. 🎁   to   give   my   muse   a   gift   of   your   choice. 🍬   to   give   my   muse   some   Valentine's   Day   candy. 💋   to   share   a   Hershey's   kiss   with   my   muse. 😘   to   share   a   real   kiss   with   my   muse. 💞   to   be   my   muse's   Valentine. 🍷   to   go   wine   tasting   with   my   muse. 💕   to   give   my   muse   an   amorous   massage. 🍿   to   watch   a   romantic   comedy   with   my   muse. 💌   to   write   my   muse   a   love   letter. 🍪   to   bake   cookies   with   my   muse. 💓   to   go   on   a   romantic   outing   with   my   muse. 🍫   to   feed   my   muse   chocolates. 💃   to   slow   dance   with   my   muse.

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[thechaosmuses]

"i'm in the mood, babe"- dancing together things 💃

prompt list by @novelbear

"come on, let's have some fun!"

being so lost in each others eyes that they forget where they are

laying their head on their chest, swaying together in bliss

relieved that the lights are dimmed, so that no one, including who they're dancing with, can see the blush on their cheeks

"i didn't know you knew how to dance." "there's a lot you don't know about me, then."

softly singing along to the song playing whilst they dance

foreheads touching as they lean in and rock back and forth

not being able to go out, so one makes a makeshift dance floor in the living room by moving furniture, dimming lights, and even playing fun effects on the t.v.

"why are you so stiff? loosen up a little."

one having their arms linked around the other's neck, feeling hands gently holding onto their waist

sharing a kiss while dancing >>>

going from holding one another's palms to fingers as they grow more comfortable.

whispering compliments and words of endearment to the other as they dance

when they do that little twirling thing :(

^ and maybe one stumbles a bit but it's okay. they'll both laugh about it.

dancing in the rain!!!

swaying together while one hugs the other from behind.

"i'm not the best at this." "you've stepped on my foot at least ten times, trust me, i know."

doing that little cliché dip thing just for fun, but then actually getting frozen in time together for a split second

"we should do this again sometime."

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[thechaosmuses]

can you do prompts for celebrating the friendship part of valentine's with others? i feel like most people forget it's the day of friendship and love and i'm a sucker for explicitly nonromantic things :]

aw yes this is so important too! here's what i could come up with <3

platonic valentine's day things for best friends 💗

exchanging little care baskets with all their favorite snacks and things

sending each other cute little v-day cards in the mail

planning a little picnic together

making cute friendship bracelets

^ maybe they'll spell out a word that describes them or that they're most grateful for on said bracelet (like cute, funny, strong)

spending the day making the funniest phrases they can out of the conversation hearts

blindfolding each other and trying to guess which candy or chocolate the other gave them

going to one of those little painting and wine spots and making each other lovely drawings

"hey, you want a kiss?" [confused] "what???" "the chocolate, relax."

spending the night in watching bad rom-coms and laughing their asses off

"will you be my valentine?" "why i thought you'd never ask."

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[thechaosmuses]

the words of an unrequited love (valentine's day edition)

prompt list by @novelbear

"you shouldn't have...really.."

"i didn't know you felt this way.."

"i hate to be the one to do this and ruin your day, but i don't want to lie to you."

"forget it. i'm sorry i bothered you." "can we please talk about this?"

"we could still go as friends if you want!"

"oh, dark chocolate....you remembered....yay!"

"shit....i am so sorry."

"you could have said that before i tried to kiss you." "how was i supposed to know you were going to do that?"

"i'm just going to go back home."

"you've been talking about wanting someone to spend the day with for weeks, silly me for thinking that was a sign."

"you totally led me on!" "what are you talking about?!"

"this is my fault. i guess what i said gave you the idea that i felt the same. i'm sorry."

"i just asked [name] out..."

"i thought you asked me to be your valentine in like a friendly way." "who asks someone to be their platonic valentine? please tell me." "plenty of people do, actually!"

"please don't say these are for me."

"this is a lot, like, a lot a lot."

"i just thought, you know what, nevermind."

"do you know how stupid i feel?" "i'm so sorry..."

"you're telling me this whole time, you didn't like me back and you still went on the date?!" "it was valentine's day! i couldn't reject you on valentine's day!"

"so, who was that lucky person you were telling me about?" "you, actually." "....oh."

"you're an amazing friend, you know that?" "stop there, i know how this goes."

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[thechaosmuses]

Closed Starter for; Buffy Summers (@little-miss-buffy) TVD Muse; Malachai Silas Parker kai parker starter call

"So, you're the big bad vampire slayer I've heard oh so much about. You know I've gotta say you don't really seem as scary in person. Is that a usual thing or are your vampire killing powers feeling a little off today? Promise I won't judge, we've all had magical performance issues. It's completely and totally normal."

#[the vampire diaries muses; closed starter] #[little miss buffy // buffy summers] #[tvd muse; kai parker] #[kai & buffy] #[verse; main/tbd]

[thechaosmuses]

valentine's day scenarios (but it's enemies to lovers)

prompt list by @novelbear

"you have a date? how much did you pay them?"

crashing their date with another person purposely

^ and it all was definitely out of spite. not because they were jealous. never. totally not.

sending them flowers that they just know sets off their allergies

^ probably left with some smartass note too

laughing at them simply because they seem to care about the holiday

"you celebrate this corny day?" "just say you're lonely and have no one to spend it with, next time, 'kay?"

"i told my friends i'd go on this stupid double date with them." "and that's my business because..?" "..i don't have a date."

catfishing the hell out of them online leading up to the holiday

and then it backfiring because they realize, they're actually pretty nice and sweet outside of all the arguing.

"i thought bringing you roses would be a romantic! you know!?" "not when they still have the thorns on them, dumbass!"

giving them those boxed chocolates, but replacing the filling with something else instead (like wasabi for example lmao)

"you've been teasing me all this time about being single just for you to get stood up?" "....." "move over, you're lucky i'm hungry."

giving the other candies because it was simply "left over" and "definitely stale"

perfect chance for a little secret admirer thing to go on since one may be just too embarrassed or scared to face things head on

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[thechaosmuses]

IDEAS FOR A DATE! ( A PROMPT LIST! )

now before i give this list, i want to address two things: 1) i'm enclosing a list of reasons for people to go on dates, because i want to, and also because there's some very good reasons for dates, and 2) i plan to write another list that's not as modern and contemporary, for my historical and fantastical and science-fictionally minded angels! for now, bon appetit: remember, your muses might be undercover, on a blind date, on a first date, matched online, a platonic date, trying to make other love interests jealous, like there are so many reasons, don't be shy, and DON'T ADD TO THIS LIST.

[ LEARN ]: the sender and receiver attend a class together (e.g. for cooking, baking, dancing, pottery, etc.) for a date.

[ ARCADE ]: the sender and receiver decide to visit an arcade together for a date.

[ DRINK ]: the sender and receiver meet each other at a bar for a date.

[ SANDY ]: the sender and receiver go to the beach together for a date involving strolling, a picnic, swimming and watching the sunset!

[ STRIKE! ]: the sender and receiver meet at a bowling alley for a date to practice their bowling skills.

[ MORNING ]: the sender and receiver decide to meet for a breakfast date rather than a dinner one.

[ FOREST ]: the sender and receiver take a weekend break in the woods, staying in a lovely cabin surrounded by nature.

[ TENT ]: alternatively, instead of finding a cabin to stay in for the night, the sender and receiver pack their tents and head out for a camping trip instead.

[ POPCORN ]: the sender and receiver opt for the classic date option of going to see a movie at the cinema together.

[ CAFÉ ]: going for a more relaxed option, the sender and receiver arrange to meet up for coffee and cake at a local café for a date.

[ MUSIC ]: finding tickets to their favorite band's concert, the sender and receiver head out for the night to listen to them play.

[ BICYCLE ]: the sender and receiver mount their bikes and head off to cycle in the countryside together.

[ DUO ]: the sender and receiver set up the bluetooth speakers and dance together in the peace of their own home to the sounds of their favorite songs.

[ DIY ]: the sender and receiver are about to go out for a date, but instead end up staying at home to complete a DIY project together.

[ ESCAPE ]: the sender and receiver attempt to solve an escape room together for a particularly exciting date.

[ COMMUNITY ]: the sender and receiver visit a local fair, festival, market or parade together for a date.

[ PLUS ONE ]: the sender and receiver put on their glad rags and attend a very fancy and prestigious event together.

[ WINNER ]: the sender and receiver set up a game night (card games, board games, video games, etc.) at home for their date.

[ GELATO ]: the sender and receiver head out to the best ice-cream parlour in town for a cold and sweet date.

[ SPEED ]: the sender and receiver go to a go-karting track for a particularly competitive date.

[ HIKE ]: the sender and receiver lace up their hiking boots and head out to a scenic hiking route together.

[ SADDLE UP ]: the sender and receiver take the reins and head out for a scenic horseback riding session together.

[ UP ]: the sender and receiver take an unforgettable ride in a hot air balloon for a date.

[ SING ]: the sender and receiver find a local karaoke bar and take turns singing solos and duets together.

[ PAGES ]: the sender and receiver find a cozy library-café and spend an enjoyable date reading books and drinking coffee together.

[ CHEF ]: deciding to stay in for the evening, the sender and receiver decide to make dinner together in the comfort of their own home.

[ HOLE IN ONE ]: the sender and receiver find a nearby mini-golf course and decide to play a few holes together.

[ MOVIE ]: the sender and receiver pick a few movies to watch for the evening and curl up on the sofa with some snacks to watch them together.

[ PAST ]: the sender and receiver go to a museum or an art gallery together to see the displays and get to know one another better.

[ CLUB ]: the sender and receiver get dolled up and go to a very popular and newly opened nightclub together.

[ PORTRAIT ]: the sender and receiver get canvases and paints and begin to paint one another at home, leaving plenty of peace and quiet to get to know each other.

[ AIM ]: the sender and receiver get suited up to go for a paintballing session together.

[ OUTSIDE ]: the sender and receiver get their nicest blanket, their favorite refreshments, and head out to a park for a nice relaxing picnic.

[ ITALIANO ]: the sender and receiver attempt to make their own pizzas at home together.

[ DINNER ]: the sender and receiver go to a nice restaurant together for a dinner date.

[ ROAD ]: the sender and the receiver embark on a long but worthwhile road trip together.

[ ROWING ]: the sender and receiver get into a rowboat together and guide the boat down the river.

[ QUICK ]: the sender and receiver meet one another for the first time at a speed dating event.

[ ROLLER ]: the sender and receiver put their roller-blades on and hit the rinks together.

[ RELAX ]: the sender and receiver head out to a luxurious spa resort together for some well-earned rest and massages.

[ COMFORT ]: the sender and receiver transform their home into a makeshift spa and give each other facials and massages for the evening.

[ STARS ]: the sender and receiver stretch out on the rooftop/lawn/back of a truck etc. for a night of star-gazing together.

[ WALK ]: the sender and the receiver go out for a nice, relaxing stroll together to see the sights.

[ POOL ]: the sender and receiver go out to the pool, beach or lake for a swimming session together.

[ SHARE ]: the sender and receiver split the evening in half to teach one another a skill that they're particularly good at (e.g. the sender teaching the receiver how to paint, etc.)

[ QUIZ ]: the sender and receiver go out together and find a local pub that's hosting a table quiz event, which they decide to enter.

[ AWAY ]: the sender and the receiver decide to indulge in a long vacation somewhere that they've both wanted to go for a long time.

[ BREAK ]: in the spirit of compromising, the sender and receiver book a nice quiet weekend break together.

[ SIP ]: the sender and receiver book tickets for a wine tasting event in a local vineyard.

[ SAIL ]: the sender and receiver go out on a yacht for the evening.

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[thechaosmuses]

Like this post for a short starter from Eris Vanserra! I'm still slowly but surely working on things but aside from Kai he's been the loudest today so if anyone wants him sent your way just let me know- I promise he'll be mostly nice, depending on who you are.

#[the book babe muses; starter call] #[bb muse; eris vanserra] #[short starter call] #[open to anyone]

[thechaosmuses]

Like this post for a short starter from Kai Parker! I am still working on things but this man has been screaming at me all day so if anyone else would like to deal with him, please let me know- I promise I'll tell him to be nice but make no promises that he'll follow through with it.

#[the vampire diaries muses; starter call] #[tvd muse; kai parker] #[short starter call] #[open to anyone] #[ooc; guess who's being a menace and wants attention again]