thechesapeakebaywitch

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

I picked 9, then 10.

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

a little kiss on the cheek has healing properties

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

you ever just wanna

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

Pride season is approaching and if I hear ANYONE speak poorly of bisexual women with boyfriends/husbands I’ll pop all your tires okay thx for listeninggg <3

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

the good place is truly such a beautiful show to me. like the quiet defiance of it. the way it looks into the complete and total hopelessness and oblivion of modern life and says “but what if we could do something? what if we could be better? what if we could help each other? what if we do in fact owe each other things, and what if that’s actually good?” genuinely crying over it i am so serious! jeremy bearimy baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

definitive ranking of all kinks and fetishes by morality:

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

[thechesapeakebaywitch]

my problem is I'm not currently doing any textile arts. that would fix me