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What do you do for a living

i try my best

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This episode was So good!!!

This isn’t just a case for me. When I was rookie at the 64 my Captain was my first mentor. He helped me get on the detective track and he gave me all the best cases, but when I finally made detective, he took me to dinner and tried to kiss me. He said that he felt like he deserved something in return for my career. I just ran out of the restaurant, back to the office and I put in my transfer for the 99. Oh man, I’m so sorry.

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Look, this is a hard fight, but it’s an important one.

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me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

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you can do everything right and still feel sad at night

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I look like a dweeb. Who cares?

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Be good to your mother before you are good to anyone else

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where is the lie?

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Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry

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“It’s crazy how much you’ll tolerate for someone you care about”

— it really does! (via glassbonespaperskin)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeQp10H9z7/

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Me 2 years ago.

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