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and by L i do mean three o'clock sharp

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #get it? its like clock hands

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ur clocking lucky i have a fanfic coming

forever thinking about failure btw. someone mentions it in rehearsal and im THROWN BACK IN

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock

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clock announcement

i have continued my work on my fanfiction expect it in 2-4 months.

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock #promise its good you guys

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clock gang took an L

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily

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jenny june fail tried to download wattpad on me when i was a wee clock

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #its was to read johnny Weismiller x reader

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counter clock the type of alpha to have her wedding bells sound suspiciously like telephone by lady gaga ft beyonce

Nelly is the type of girl to have her wedding bells sound suspiciously like death knells.

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily

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john n tried to store his pet mice down there but marietta heard them squeaking under the floorboards

The floorboards of Fail Clockworks have sizable gaps and holes. This means any screw dropped is almost certainly lost to the inaccessible cellar.

#failure: a love story #john N fail #counterclockdaily

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i don't normally post genuine things but it has officially been one year since my first performance of failure and im very very proud of how if changed and improved since then

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock #failure a love story

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jenny june JAIL......

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock #fuck jenny june

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TEAM CLOCK! TEAM CLOCK! TEAM CLOCK!

@fail-front-door get stutz bearcatted idiot

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock

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you don’t

for da h8rz...

@ambiguous-fail-clockworks

@cursed-clock-shop

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock

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@dog-derber since you a #teamclock 4 lifer you should see this

for da h8rz...

@ambiguous-fail-clockworks

@cursed-clock-shop

#failure a love story #counterclockdaily #teamclock

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i see i have someone on #teamclock not #teamdoor

i am very happy to have gained such an ally in the fandom

Bad quiz

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that is the clock representation that was missing from wonka

merry clockmas everyone!!!

i just watched the wonka movie and i must say the lack of clock rep was CRAZY too much choc not enough clock! thats what i always say!

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #i want timmy tim covered in some white chocolate next time please #oh pretty please i need him with white chocolate please #hes so twink need white chocolate on him #i want him oiled up with white chocolate #wonka 2 with extended white chocolate action!

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they had one of those cake standees of the couple taking a selfie together which most people thought was odd because smartphones didn’t exist yet

Nelly and Mort Mort had a 32 flavor wedding cake.

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily

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those are private BUT REBLOG IF YOU THINK IM A HOTTIE WITH A BODY or at the least face and hands

@thecountercock FOUND IN THESE NEW UNSENSORED STUNNERS!!! (whoopsies, accidentally put a few intimate pics of me and @thecountercock in there, dont mind that!!) HD @thecountercock UNFILTERED CUTIE WHOOTIE PICKY WICKIES FROM THE WEB!!! NEVER BEFORE SEEN RAWS FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE!!!!!!! SAVE BEFORE TAKEN DOWN!!!!!!!

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily #counter clock fic when

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i promise on my third hand

got a 10/10! i love winning

thinking about you @thecountercock. your opinions are always so right which is why you would get a 10/10 too! thats why i live to serve you around-the-clock! im so glad you gave me your number after we met at that clock shop (858-924-0180)🍆💞 but i was surprised there was more than 12 digits :0

#failure: a love story #counterclockdaily