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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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heart eye cat meme
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Gay Sailor Tattoos.
All documented and logged from actual seamen.
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Mentally I'm at the farmer's market with the love of my life, buying fresh fruits and vegetables 🥺
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there's people that hate spam liking and i respect that but i simply love to see it. i see 99+ notes and it's one single person and i'm like go! go! go! go! godspeed!
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love songs in 2020s: i thought u were everything but you were toxic and gaslit me and now im a more bad bitch than ever and i dont even think about you when i light up anymore
love songs in 1930s: you are the only reason my heart knows how to deliver oxygento my body. im your fucking dog. im your slave. im nothing. im your pig. please say you will surrender your entire soul to me or this time im really gonna do it
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Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.
Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.
Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.
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