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We all know that Seamus and Dean danced together at the Yule Ball.

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dean thomas & seamus finnigan - potions class, 1996

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The Sleeping Beauty // Bolshoi Ballet // 2016-2017 Season

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Slytherin: You're an asshole.

Ravenclaw: But I'm your asshole?

Slytherin: No you're just an asshole.

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Lockhart: I'm a real asset!

McGonagall: You're only off by two letters.

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Draco: Did you eat all the donuts?

Harry: No.

Draco: Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your pants.

Harry, panicking: That's cocaine.

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Harry: Fuck you

Draco: Is that an insult or a promise?

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James: I want to do something nice for Lily. But what?

Remus: Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...

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James: Must you always attack me with words?

Lily: You want me to use rocks?

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Pure happiness

Hufflepuff: you’re smiling, did something good happen? Slytherin: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it? Ravenclaw: A Gryffindor tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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George: Remember when Aunt Muriel told you you were going to Hell for living with Fleur before you were married?

Bill: Still my favorite part of my wedding day.

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Remus: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don’t eat, we die. Sex is not–in this sense–a need. If we don’t have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not.

James: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?

Sirius: Because you’re still alive.

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Lily: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Sirius: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

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Draco, yelling at Harry: You can't just sit there and put everybody's life ahead of yours and think that counts as love!

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Narcissa: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?

Bellatrix: Should I not have?

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Lily: I worry that my son will grow up before my husband does.

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Slytherin: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.

Ravenclaw: That’s a coma.

Slytherin: Sounds festive.