just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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taylor swift is going to spend the rest of her life making music for 16-22 year olds. I mean, it ultimately doesn't matter because of how wealthy she is, but it tickles me a bit to think about how many contemporaries she's cycled through over the years who have aged out of their initial approach to their art and have settled in to a place where they can experiment with a more adult sound and image. ms. swift sounds the same as she did in 2008. there isn't even enough substance here for a dorian gray joke.
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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The Little Merpoke 🌊🪸
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i giggled
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"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself
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people who grew up poor and go on to place these huge academic and professional expectations on their children with no idea of how to achieve them beyond "browbeat the kid until results occur" are so funny because they will eventually meet these actual old money families with their thoroughbred kids and wheel out their anxious 6th grader as if the opposing family in question won't regard the thing as little more than a well trained mutt. because no amount of congeniality can obscure the absence of calm that is only afforded to those with wealth. the lack of ease, lack of tuned refinement, lack of nutrition, lack of entitlement stemming from being told that you have a special human soul that the world should bend to nurture riddles the poor child like a disease. the poor parent senses the disparity between the children, but ignores the child's disposition existing as a reflection of the parent's upbringing and pivots to believing that the gap can be overcome with more arbitrary achievement, more studying and more working. the poor child will proceed to be wound tightly while the rich child observes them on the other side of the cat's cradle.
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4
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Please look at the native range of this truly rare tree called Florida Torreya...how did you even make it
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