I have two screens so it looks shit. Tagged by some weird frog jaloyoloti
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Why do you think I'm so dirty, Water is dangerous man!
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Kan, You played Cards. You’ve laughed at half of that first list. Just saying.
jokes that will never be funny
holocaust jokes
fat jokes
racist jokes
rape jokes
transphobic jokes
homophobic jokes
sexist jokes
jokes that will always be funny
“that’s a weird looking dog”
mmm whatcha say
the audition meme
doge
trolling beetles fans
dad jokes
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Add in your own language
English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: Te amo
Bangla: ami tumake bhalo bashi
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 我爱你
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Ich liebe dich
Swedish: Jag älskar dig
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Polish : Kocham cię
French : Je t'aime
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek
Bulgaian: обичам те
Latvian: es gribu ēst
Irish: Táim i ngrá leat
Dutch: Ik hou van jou
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Reblog this and i'll draw a dragon based on your blog
I’ll try to do all of them, but there may be a limit to my capabilities
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I am in this
[Jaja & Frands Play] Hammerwatch: Ep. One
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I never actually thought about how incredibly boring staring at a lake would be, what a bad idea for an event.
Original comic by floccinaucinihilipilificationa
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Cersei: Come at once. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you, I love you, I love you. Come at once.
Jaime: New phone who dis
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i can never face my family again
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