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MY DND CHARACTER!!!!
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their name is charlie
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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever here.
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A tweet about the complicity of zionist academia:
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Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
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Never forget that this would not be happening had Biden reined in Israel in October '23 instead of giving them a blank check to attack anyone they please. At the very least there should have been consequences for Israel bombing an embassy.
Instead Biden promised iron clad support for Israel. We're now facing the possibility of a huge regional war that will devastate the lives of tens of millions of civilians in West Asia
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This will make you cry.
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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"
My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."
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