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How have you been?

Good. How's New York, squirt?

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HEY HERMANO

Who the hell is Hermano?

#ooc: hey whoops i keep forgetting to log in here #my baaad

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Hello.

Hey, you look an awful lot like my brother that I haven't seen in a while.

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SAM GOT INTO NYU

I was just about to congratulate him. Sam, if you're reading this, congratulations bud. Proud of you.

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Who knows? Maybe the camera crew will walk in on you and Sam next.

Yeah, I bet.

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Oh I'm going to enjoy this so much.

I’M TELLING MOM

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You should be nicer to me if you want to be on my show.

I’M TELLING MOM

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You mean you can actually face her after she walked in on you and Sam bumping uglies in the kitchen?

I’M TELLING MOM

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And you will not be a guest appearance on my show.

I should give MTV a call. Tell them they’ve got the star to their next hit show, “Cooper”.

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Well that's a blatant rip-off. I'm Cooper and 100% original. I don't need to bum ideas off of strangely attractive premature-gray haired men.

I should give MTV a call. Tell them they’ve got the star to their next hit show, “Cooper”.

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I was so good I made one of the other students cry.

So apparently you’re not supposed to pretend the CPR dummy didn’t make it and throw your head back shouting, “Why, God, WHY?!” in front of the instructor. He didn’t seem in the least bit amused. I, on the other hand, thought my acting was brilliant. I suppose it takes true genius to appreciate.

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I should give MTV a call. Tell them they've got the star to their next hit show, "Cooper".

So apparently you’re not supposed to pretend the CPR dummy didn’t make it and throw your head back shouting, “Why, God, WHY?!” in front of the instructor. He didn’t seem in the least bit amused. I, on the other hand, thought my acting was brilliant. I suppose it takes true genius to appreciate.

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I know. Why don't I have my own tv show yet?

So apparently you’re not supposed to pretend the CPR dummy didn’t make it and throw your head back shouting, “Why, God, WHY?!” in front of the instructor. He didn’t seem in the least bit amused. I, on the other hand, thought my acting was brilliant. I suppose it takes true genius to appreciate.

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So apparently you're not supposed to pretend the CPR dummy didn't make it and throw your head back shouting, "Why, God, WHY?!" in front of the instructor. He didn't seem in the least bit amused. I, on the other hand, thought my acting was brilliant. I suppose it takes true genius to appreciate.

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No, just every time I might walk in on it. Which knowing you two and your track record could be a lot I suppose.

Yeah, well… Just remember to always knock.

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I think you should give me fair warning, not wait to see if I burst in on you. We really don't need to be traumatized.

Yeah, well… Just remember to always knock.

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I really don't need to know the details, thank you.

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SHUSH

I hope you were at least planning to use some Lysol wipes to disinfect it afterwards.