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every time you try to search something up on tubi you get like 3 movies that are kinda close to what you're looking for and like 6 pages of softcore porn

#i gotta start using tubi. who said that.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Can you watch this freaking thing for me

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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

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She's so perfect she just goes right back to doing her thing

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"The Stoppables"

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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By analyzing the Federal Reserve's Survey of Consumer Finances, CAP found that in 2022, union households held $338,482 in median wealth. Meanwhile, nonunion households had $199,948. Being in a union also substantially chips away at racial and educational wealth gaps, per CAP's analysis. Black, nonunion households have a median household wealth of $61,500; meanwhile, Black union households hold around $164,6000 in median household wealth. Black workers are also more likely than workers of other races to be in a union, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, with their union membership rates outpacing their white, Asian, and Hispanic counterparts. Unions particularly pay off for workers without a high school degree and again seem to be bridging educational wealth gaps, per the data. The median wealth of union members without a high school degree is over three times that of nonunion workers without a high school degree — $69,510 compared to $22,800 respectively.

Unions work, Unionize.

Source: Juliana Kaplan, Business Insider, Mar 21, 2024.

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what a lot of people don't understand when they say "vibes" is that it's just a fancy way to say inherent biases and inherent biases are wrong sometimes

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wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

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hello this is your reminder that you should care about other people. you should care if your friend is having a bad day, you should care about other people's feelings, you should care about conducting yourself with as much kindness and respect as you possibly can, and you should care about a whole country that's being genocided. yes, you should care. no, it is not simply your right to go about life caring about nothing and no one but yourself. no, that is not a neutral action. that is anti-ethical. you should care. anyone who has told you you can live your life in your own bubble of not caring has failed you. you should care.

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brought some fruit for the potluck