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happy may 1st!!

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#rhythm heaven

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Unresolved in how to make it better.

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I'M SO S-SORRY MY BRAT BEHAVIOUR

CLEAVES THE SAINT

CLEAVES THE SINNER

AND SLAYS THE

RIGHTEOUS AND DAMNED ALIKE,

ALL EQUAL UNDER HEAVEN

WHEN YOU WIELD IT, PLEASE DON'T

DENY ME THE BEAST'S DEATH I HAVE EARNED

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When adopting a dog it’s like. You gotta prep for that. You prep for like a month to get this dog. Meanwhile you’re wearing your pajamas to petsmart at 6am because a cat just showed up at your house uninvited and won’t leave

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lkjhalkjshfgkjhlkJHSFLKGJHSLDKFJGHSD

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i was just an only child of the universe

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i wasn't that excited for the tumblr trench warfare update at first but the bayonet charge over no man's land was so exhilarating. i saw one of my mutuals disappear under an artillery blast

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#does this to you

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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call her dark souls the way she makes my thing go fromsoft to hard. bloodborne

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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

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brought an older jar of hair stuff on the trip bc it was small enough and at some point it got zantetsuken'd???

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frying things in oil is great because not only do you get a delicious crispy object that's sure to satisfy, but you get to imagine how your sudden and violent oil-related death would get reported in the news every time the oil starts screaming

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?