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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Farah Black for farahsamboolents

Commission for @farahsamboolents !

It was so much fun getting to play around with incorporating analogue media into my process, and Boo was so patient with me <3

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”

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Whimpie, 1970s

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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You guys ever notice these in The Gray (North Vegas Square)? It's on the second floor and there's no reason to go up there but someone was making them fight with knives

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If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

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