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May 2014: Senator Bill Heffernan complains about the lack of metal detectors in parliament, tabling a pipe bomb he's brought with him as evidence

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guys aren’t comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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not going to harp on about it bc it’s outside this blog’s wheelhouse, but I love how people on 4chan discuss canned fish the way other people talk about indie music

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#tomb tag

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Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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decomposition

lenticular riso prints!

#doitforthevine

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does anyone want to dismember me Ive kindof had enough

#doitforthevine

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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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i think pokemon that evolve with high friendship should also have forms that they can evolve into by hating you as much as possiblr

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