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#we gotta get on dirt hat

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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‘I THINK I MIGHT LIKE YOU.’ draculisa / gretacard parallels.

#im unwell.... #that's the only way he knows how to LOVE...

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Reblog and put in the tags what your type is, without using physical descriptions.

#im a meatheaded nerd and i love a nerdy meathead

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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

#i simply choose to forget who she's married to

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#i shower 6x a week for everyone else's benefit as well as my own #that is because i go to the gym 6x a week #if i did not shower i would be disgusting #some of those showers are more rinse than anything else #i wash my hair like 2x a week/when it's gross

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this too shall pass

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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In the beginning. Straight up "creatig it" and by "it" I mean. well. let's just say... heabven and the earth

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#HELL YEAH DUDE FUCKING BOP

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

#red cross au

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#just made myself a cloak actually

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one shrimp two shrimp red shrimp blue shrimp

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thinking about how annabeth’s entire core is to be remembered and to create something that is permanent and how percy lost all his memories and had no idea who he is but still remembered her. like what the actual fuck man

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers