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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

#my darling tag

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!

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Working at the sex shop really did rewire my brain. There was basically no topic that was too taboo to talk about, and what little propriety I’d had evaporated. I’d be out walking and chatting with friends about erotica I’d had to read that day only to be shushed and realize people were staring at me.

It always struck me as a little bit silly but I learned to curb myself for others comfort levels. Mostly.

But I have one distinct memory of decorating holiday cookies with my parents and my grandmother. My mom had worked in a sex shop back in her day, and I never hid my line of work from my family, so I was telling a work story.

I was conscious that my dad was slightly more sensitive, so I was using pretty broad descriptions, but I happened to mention silicone lube and my nana asked, “What’s that?”

I went into full sales mode. Focused on the little reindeer cookie I was decorating I started info dumping, “Oh, it’s pretty great. Water based lubricants get absorbed through vaginal mucous membranes, but silicone is too dense and our body can’t absorb it the same way. So once you apply some silicone you never have to worry about chafing, and a little goes a long way. It’s especially popular with older women, because they start producing less natural lubricant and absorb water based lubes so quickly.”

There was a silent beat after this statement.

I looked up.

My mom and grandmother were looking at me with rapt attention, and I belatedly realized I was addressing two older women who probably would welcome extra lubrication.

And then there was my dad, blushing so pink with embarrassment that I thought he was about to faint.

“I can talk about something else,” I offered in apology to my dad.

“Like hell! He can go in the other room, tell me more!” My nana declared. My dad scampered off to busy himself in another room while I answered their questions and talked about brands and pricing.

I slipped them each a small bottle of silicone lube for the holidays.

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i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.

Protect my boys.

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"stop making jokes about forgetting cis people exist" i am not fucking kidding i keep seeing pictures of shirtless men and going "where are their scars? if they arent wearing a binder?-- OH"

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"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.

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Why is your OC named what they're named? Is there a different reason in-universe than out-of-universe?

#in universe nyx is named nyx because it means ‘beginning’ in the standard language of her home #but in reality it’s bc i think the name is cool and it makes for some great symbolism when she does her whole coming of age thing later on