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2018 has been going on for like 20 months but october lasted like a week… what’s the deal

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10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

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peggy carter, to steve: i feel like doing something stupid.

bucky barnes from behind a bush, spying on them: do steve, he’s pretty stupid.

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story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

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“If you weren’t so stubborn, you would make a great queen.”

“I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn.”

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You’re born with the ability to see through the ground. Dinosaur bones, gems, gold, so on. There’s usually one or two human skeletons, and you’ve learned to live with it, but one day you stop at a small town on a road trip, and every square inch is littered with human bones.

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Tony Stark being Soft™

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This is the year of superkids becoming better than their superdads

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#me when writing.

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You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

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Holy Crap, I’m dying!  How have I never heard of The Oatmeal before today?

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/car_needs

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What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control

Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.

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Where’s the fight?

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on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

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House intruders (don’t call the police)