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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

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#bridge four #<- prev. yeah. yeah youre right.

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Full video here of this gastropod-specialized snake actually eating the snail, I just think these first few seconds are the new funniest thing in the world somehow

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#why is no one choosing the muchroom option?!?!?!

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Stormlight Characters Meet an Octopus

As requested by @miss-madithe-baddie :)

It's Octopus Time on Roshar!

1. Kaladin

Kaladin: [stares at octopus] Octopus: [stares at Kaladin] Kaladin: So it...what? Is it one of those creatures that squishes down into crevices during storms? It doesn't look like it has bones. Kaladin: Kinda big though. Would need a big crevice. Octopus: [stares at Kaladin] Kaladin: ... Kaladin: I feel like it's judging me, somehow.

2. Bridge Four

Moash: Well, I don't like it. Moash: An animal with no carapace is unnatural. Rlain: ...You're an animal without a carapace. Moash: W-Well, it's different for humans! We can build houses! Drehy: Maybe the giant squish bug builds houses. Drehy: We all saw it pick up the shell and put it on its head. Skar: That's more fashion than construction, I think. Sigzil: We saw it go into the water. It's a sea creature. Sigzil: Sea creatures don't need carapaces like land animals do. Moash: It's on the land right now!! Skar: Guys, shut up! It's wearing a shell as a hat again! Renarin: It really is quite fashionable.

3. Adolin

Adolin: Sure is weird looking! Adolin: Look! It has little sticky cups under its legs! Kaladin: D-Don't grab it! It's gonna bite you! Adolin: I bet it can crawl up walls 'n' stuff! Adolin: Hey, isn't that something you can do too, Bridgeboy? Kaladin: I use Stormlight! Not sticky vine legs! Adolin: Bet its some kind of tiny Windrunner. Kaladin: It is NOT!

4. Shallan

Shallan: Hush, all of you. Shallan: This thing is beautiful! Gorgeous! Octopus: [abruptly changes color to match surroundings] Shallan: !! Shallan: Talented! Amazing! Shallan: This might be the most important drawing I'll ever do! Adolin: ...You drew me last week for our wedding anniversary? Shallan: [already drawing] And you didn't even change color ONCE!

5. Lopen

Lopen: [staring intently at octopus] Lopen: [staring intently at octopus] Lopen: [staring intently at octopus] Lopen: [concentration face] Rock: ...You're trying to grow more arms, aren't you? Lopen: I didn't know EIGHT was an option!

6. Zahel

Zahel: I've seem those things before. Zahel: Very smart. Zahel: Very tasty. Rock: ...Tasty you say? Shallan: NO

7. Navani

Navani: Seeing this bizarre creature gives me so many ideas. Navani: Dalinar, do you think we should build semi-aquatic vehicles that can go on both land and water and develop color-changing camouflage technology? Dalinar [trying to be a supportive husband]: And perhaps the land-water vehicle could have...tentacles? Navani: No ideas are wrong in the brainstorming stage. Navani: But also no.

8. Dieno (the Mink)

Dieno: [gives octopus a bro nod] Octopus: [gives Dieno a bro nod back] Dalinar: ...What was that? Dieno: Ah, it is nothing! Just two master escape artists recognizing each other. Dalinar: Escape...artist? Dalinar: This creature has done nothing but sit on that rock and occasionally go into that pool this whole time. Dieno: Yet nevertheless, people like us...we recognize each other. Dalinar: ... Dalinar: [doubtfully] If you say so. 

9. Dalinar

It is later. Dalinar is walking through Urithiru. Something from above touches his face with a thwick sound. He looks up. The Octopus is looking down at him from the ceiling, one tentacle reaching down. Lift is also in the ceiling. Lift gives him a thumbs up. Dalinar keeps walking.

10. Lift

Lift: Today has been the greatest day of my life. Lift: I had no IDEA there so many vents 'n' shit that someone like you could squish through! Lift: And when you used your dark water attack to push that button? Amazing! Lift: Even I had trouble keeping up with you!! Lift: Truly, you are my new best friend.

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For my next pixel practice I limited myself to a color pallet of only 8 shades of blue, so I naturally had to draw my favorite blue girl <3 It was hard but I think some parts turned out alright :D

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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While in the warcamps Renarin and Adolin would sometimes have nights where they accidentally spend all night talking about special interests/hyperfixations and when Dalinar asks why they look so tired the next morning when they’re mildly sleep deprived Adolin shrugs and they’re both trying to hold it together until Dalinar leaves.

Each time they swear it won’t happen again but it happens about two or three times a month.

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Sadeas: hey Adolin how do you like my jacket

Adolin: can I murder him? Like murder? Is that ok? Murder?

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Found Adolins gold boots. (And they’re on sale even)

#glad im not the only one who pictured them as cowboy boots

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Social medias that the stormlight characters would use because I say so.

Shallan: Tumblr for her arts and tik tok to also share her art but also because she likes make dance videos

Adolin: like all of them. He likes the video sharing apps more because he can talk about his horses and swords and show them to people

Renarin: mainly uses tumblr but has an account on all of them because Adolin convinced him to. Neither him nor Shallan know of each others accounts

Dalinar: Facebook and hes bad at it.

Kaladin: discord because bridge four forced him into one.

Jasnah: Facebook because she was forced onto it by Navani. She never posts anything.

Navani: Facebook but she’s really good at it

Lift: Twitter. She’s Twitter famous somehow.

Szeth: has a bunch of accounts but doesn’t post anything on them. Somehow is in the bridge four discord.

Rlain: also in the bridge four discord. Has a YouTube where he talks about music.

All heralds: MySpace or some other old defunct site.

Rysn: shes a Pinterest girlie

Cord: has her own food blog and that’s like all she uses. It’s super successful

Nightblood has his own tik tok but nobody believes it to be true and just thinks that it’s really good editing because a talking sword?

Moash: somehow still in the bridge four discord. Lurks there and occasionally says something like bitch.

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ITS HIM ITS HIM ITS RHE BABYGRIL

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Damn. Renarin really just catapulted himself into my top 5 Cosmere characters overall. I don't think I've ever encountered a character with epilepsy in media, let alone fantasy before.

Also please the boy canonically has a fidget cube I love him so much. Certified skrunkly. I'm gonna be so normal about this guy going forward (lie)

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Sharing a single orange braincell with my daughter.

#shes gorgeous!!!! 🧡

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Dalinar isn’t violent, the Blackthorn is. Get it right.

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im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

#genius