lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit
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normal ways to text my father
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he’s like my manic pixie dream girl but a middle aged man
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i think everyone who uses instagram should explode
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sick of objects
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mutuals stop reblogging from “electroretard” challenge
user is fash & obviously a weird creep, i know we all have a habit of not checking urls before we reblog and im not blaming you for that but i am telling you right here and now to block that user, to content-block the url “electroretard”, you don’t need xkit, it works on mobile, if you see this and you don’t do it you’re actively spreading fash posts and propaganda and you should feel bad
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im so good at misinterpreting lyrics so they fit blorbo from my shows
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Venus, the sun, and an airplane.
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hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.
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love when fictional men have pain and violence inflicted on them but in a horny way
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some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
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Name 1 sexy autistic character
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pizza pockets are gods most beautiful creation and in their image he made lactose intolerance to keep us humble
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