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#everything but 3

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*squints at suspiciously* I don’t think this was made for fingers

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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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#I can do all of these (except stick shift) #but I can only do them very badly

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Its me, your feral godmother

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gotta update the masses

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Not gonna say it again

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If you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich?

the language is not some inherent truth of life. we made the words as a lens to better understand the world.

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welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

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if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

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These are so fun to make

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY