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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

#I’m am 100% sure that this is a Woodman’s and also that I have bought cheese because of these signs #it would work on me for sure

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6 years ago, Shohei Ohtani hit a home run ball that went through the roof of Tokyo Dome.

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if convenient.

#a striped nightgown and little night cap #that seems so cozy but also not too overly hot like a onesie

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bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

#I think having this on my work computer would make me hate my job a lot less actually

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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BUSTER KEATON expresses how we all feel about starting a work day the play house (1921), dir. buster keaton & edward f. cline.

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#greatly depends on the weather and my activities #and also my mental state tbh #mostly every other day #but everyday if it’s hot or I’m doing more physical work or if I’ve been in a big crowd

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#it’s a thing but at my high school it was for an elective class I didn’t take #but now they have realistic dolls and need to be fed and have their diaper changed and cry at all hours #I think it’s more of a scare tactic to not be a teen parent than it is like an actually educational assignment

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#I hate it #especially when it’s in an email and my email signature has my name in it #its not even that hard of a name #Kristin

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just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#I put on my socks when I get dressed and then my shoes later when going outside

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this too shall pass