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only like my posts if you want to be part of my pirate crew
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I made this quick one to celebrate my 400+ followers on my Instagram account :) Thanks everybody for all your likes and comments you’re all so nice to me !!
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this is and has been my mood always 
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Asra: You know, the Major Arcana can be real aggressive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching
Asra: *blows air horn* GET FUCKED
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MC: *unbuttoning shirt* Damn, it's hot in here...
Julian: I'm aware, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt.
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Julian: Back away, I'm a doctor!
Julian: *approaches body*
Julian: ACHOOOOO!!
Julian: ...didn't say bless you, that's a dead body right there.
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Julian: hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feelings lately. any planets i can blame that on.
Asra: earth
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Standards
Based on a “imagine your otp” post
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Portia: Ilya, I hope you know what you’re doing.
Julian: Yeah, me too.
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Julian: I drink to forget, but I always remember.
Portia: Ilya, you’re drinking a milkshake.
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i'm bigspoon
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tag yourself i’m the dreamz
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your daily serving of julian text posts for the soul
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Valerius: I love you.
Lucio: Is that you or the wine talking?
Valerius: It’s me talking to the wine.
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MC: Did it hurt? Wh-
Julian: Yes.
MC: You didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part.
Julian: Everything hurts.
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Lucio: (sarcastically) You played me like a fiddle.
Asra: No, Lucio, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you actually are.
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idk about y’all but im really thirsty for an update
i can’t wait to see what they do!!!
it’s strange, they haven’t updated for 3 weeks now - 2 weeks between updates is pretty normal, but when they go past 3 weeks, that’s normally not typical. so, that should mean something big/change or something big is coming. The Moon is the next in the sequence.
anyways,
I was wondering if y’all would like it if I did matchups? i’m not sure how i would do it (I wouldn’t want to spam my followers if I had a lot) and I don’t know if they would too long because my college life already prevents me from doing things I would like to (including having a consistent posting schedule kek) 
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