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Spotify playlist where every song title is a reference to a pokemon move. Is this anything?

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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its so sad kabru had to get caught in his lie so fast bc it truly distracts ppl from how sweet and cute it is that laios went out of his way to make him something special that he thought he'd enjoy like rolled omelette are not that easy to make and they were making food anyway he just decided "kabru is my friend and kabru likes eating monsters let me spare my special provisions to give him something, just for him" like we get so swept up in how kabru feels about it honestly that we do not see how much care the gesture was on laios' part. no wonder he gets so broken hearted about kabru not liking the food he made in particular. id be so so sad if i made my new friend a cake they said they liked and i found out it physically hurt to eat and they just ate it anyway to spare my feelings. and they never liked cake. like no tell meeeee i made it special for youuuuu

#AUTISM CLASHES THE SHOW #kabru…. (wistfully)

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup

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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show

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made this while watching ep 1 of dunmeshi

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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none

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Hey man sorry I've not posted in a while, it's a funny story actually. I actually got arrested for stealing bread for my sister and her seven starving children. yeah, it was pretty bad. I tried to escape 3 times so yeah I got 19 years, yeah and then I broke my parole and now there's this slutty little man after me, yeah I think he has a crush on me or smt idk

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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reminder DO NOT STORE YOUR MONEY IN PAYPAL!!! if you have a bank account (ideally with a brick and mortar location) ALWAYS move any money you receive into your bank account ASAP!!! paypal is NOT a bank! paypal WILL take your money for any reason if they deem it “suspicious”!!!!!!!!

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saw something that made me do a double take so: poll

1. for the purposes of this poll, if you have ever written any amount of fanfiction, even just a sentence, even if you don't post it, that counts

2. if you write fanfiction but don't read it please tell me why. i want to study you

#I don't not read it as a ruler but I don't read a lot #DEFINITELY write more than I read #if its a topic I'm into writing myself I used to be nervous abt accidental plagiarism / Using other ppls stuff as a source subconsciously #But also I'd just rather be writing. Shrug #*as a rule That's an embarassing typo

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ok i’m curious

#two heart or heart exclamation mark

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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again: