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if draco and harry were roommates

draco: so, are you a top or a bottom?

harry: wh-what? well haha [sweats nervously] im kinda lik-

draco: im talking about the bunk beds can you quit being gay for one second

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person: *implies that the enterprise is anything less than the finest ship in the fleet* scotty: *kill bill sirens*

From @bisexualscotty ‘s post: (x)

I did a thing again

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mum, dad, this is what i do at 2 am …

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Red hair… and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley

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i am the most obnoxious person i know

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“Kill me then,” panted Harry, who felt no fear at all, but only rage and contempt. “Kill me like you killed him, you coward -“ “DON’T -” screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman… “CALL ME COWARD!”

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isn’t it funny how sirius black first appeared to harry like the grim but harry was the one who ended up inadvertently causing sirius’ death…

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WARNING: TRIGGERS IN AMERICAN HORROR STORY HOTEL

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND READ THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE NEW AMERICAN HORROR STORY PREMIERE! 

 Within 20 minutes of the episode starting there is an extremely violent, graphic, bloody, loud rape scene. It comes out of nowhere, there is no build up to it, it just happens. It is not brief, it is very long and loud and the camera hides nothing. It’s extremely disturbing and could seriously affect your mental state. 

PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU ARE SPECIFICALLY TRIGGERED BY SCENES OF RAPE OR EVEN DISTURBED BY SCENES OF RAPE. 

 It is beyond disturbing and it really comes absolutely out of nowhere. 

 IF YOU STILL WANT TO WATCH THE EPISODE BUT AVOID THE SCENE IT STARTS JUST AFTER 18:00 (18 minutes in) AND CONTINUES UNTIL 22:30 (22 minutes and 30 seconds in) 

 Please share this as much as possible to help others avoid being triggered!!

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If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck

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HOLY FUCK I WAS LAUGHING AND THEN MY EYES GOT SO WIDE AND WHAT I AM TURNED ON. ACTIVATED. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

ooH LORDY

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Why is this heartbreaking to watch?

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I love that there was zero description for Pacific Rim.xD

When You Add “-ing” to Movie Titles (images via imgur) Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated for the Digital Age

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FUCK I CAN'T. STOP. DONT' STOP BUT YOU GET ME YOU FEEL AH

I HAD to draw something

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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Welp, I was emotionally compromised by two cartoon shows last week, but I think I’m over that now and I can get back to my adult life.

*New KND trailer comes out*

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My contribution to honor the memory of Mr Nimoy. I am seeing so many ‘I’ve always known I’ll die alone.’ Kirk quotes from Star Trek. But he’s not alone. They will be waiting for him…

RIP Leonard Nimoy.

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I think Vesuvius would be awesome. I love Severus as a name and as the character, but you're absolutely right in assuming that people would associate it with Harry Potter. I think the fact that he would be eleven or thirteen would be even more symbolic because then maybe he could live up to the gravitas of the name. Just my thoughts.:) Good luck!

Planning on getting a book published (hopefully), and I have a character I’m debating on the name. Either Severus or Vesuvius, both suit the character and I’m really leaning towards Severus because I like the name but at the same time, despite it being an actual name, people will associate it...